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We R Slytherins

by Not Literally

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A parody of Ke$ha's "We R Who We R" with a Slytherin theme!

lyrics

Smart and dangerous
If you're one of us then roll with us
'Cause we are the house that runs the school
In the silver and green, it’s clear we rule.

We're pureblood superstars
We runnin' this school just like it's ours
And no we ain't got no lightning scars
But we’re lightning fast on our guitars (ars ars)
Got those stripes all up my tie.
My wand is at my side.
Rockin’ my Slytherin pride
So let's go-o-o,
Let's go!

We’re never gonna stop stop st-st-st-stop.
We’ll always be on top top t-t-t-top.
We’re serpents ‘til we drop drop d-d-d-drop
We’re always gonna win
We are Slytherins.

At Quidditch we’re the best best b-b-b-best
Better than all the rest rest r-r-r-rest.
Don’t put us to the test test t-t-t-test
We’re always gonna win
We are Slytherins.

Dumbledore, turn it up.
It's about damn time we win the cup.
We’re so sick of being second place.
With those Gryffindors up in our face.

We’re just talkin' true.
Like verita serum makes us do
We're wavin’ our wands
Castin’ up spells
Brewin’ potions
Kickin’ house elves
Hard.

Got those stripes all up my tie.
My wand is at my side.
Rockin’ my Slytherin pride
So let's go-o-o,
Let's go!

We’re never gonna stop stop st-st-st-stop.
We’ll always be on top top t-t-t-top.
We’re serpents ‘til we drop drop d-d-d-drop
We’re always gonna win
We are Slytherins.

At Quidditch we’re the best best b-b-b-best
Better than all the rest rest r-r-r-rest.
Don’t put us to the test test t-t-t-test
We’re always gonna win
We are Slytherins.

Dumbledore turn it up, up, up, up, up, up, up
Dumbledore turn it up, up, up, up, up, up, up
Dumbledore turn it up, up, up, up, up, up, up
Dumbledore turn it up, up, up, up, up, up, up

We’re never gonna stop stop st-st-st-stop.
We’ll always be on top top t-t-t-top.
We’re serpents ‘til we drop drop d-d-d-drop
We’re always gonna win
We are Slytherins.

At Quidditch we’re the best best b-b-b-best
Better than all the rest rest r-r-r-rest.
Don’t put us to the test test t-t-t-test
We’re always gonna win
We are Slytherins.
Ow!

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released October 17, 2011

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Not Literally is a performing group that produces nerdy parody music and comedy sketches!

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